Friday 23 May 2014

Celebrating my birthday

It's my birthday I deserve to be greedy.

The 21st of May means two things for me; number one - I'm getting older, number two - I'll never stop adoring arses. So yeah I think a kinda special treatment is in order for today. A special visit from a well known TV series lady character. Miss Peggy B!
Ding ding! Rings the bell! A juicy kiss followed by wishes followed by a couple of bottles of good wine (not that Sainsbury's cheap stuff) and silly giggles.
And the great moment arrives, she climbs on the table, arse above the cake, emptying at least 4 days worth of bowel content on my birthday cake, still giggling and making the room so shitty-smelly!
I'd better be a gentleman and at least clean her.

Hitting my forties and yeah I'm getting older, but still
It's my birthday I deserve to be greedy!